proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what
  • y0itskameron:

    if you love me, then fucking tell me. don’t hold that shit back.

    donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

    seedy:

    "she’s just playing hard to get" 

    have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

    tuhree:

in case you were having a bad day check out this guy i just saw