tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one
"I just want to be friends, plus a little extra, also I love you."
guccigoth69:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

uh

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

e-r-o-s-a-o:

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  • person: *doesn't reply*
  • me: they hate me
  • me: i hate me
  • me: everyone hates me